2022-11-22 12:38 PM
trying to be the voice of reason is hard especially when you want to scream at everyone at how stupid they sound


2022-11-22 12:37 AM
idk if this is a misconception or not but i wanna clear it up anyway

my username is named after the kill kill demo not the actual ocean

also i'm terrified of the ocean
i do not feel at peace with the water at all (i am a fire sign so this kinda makes sense nn)


2022-11-21 7:48 PM



2022-11-21 1:10 AM
why do i have to keep having to teach R (teen idle) how to spell "ukrainian"


2022-11-20 4:27 PM



2022-11-20 11:56 AM
having family members with cinnamon allergies is so sick & twisted


2022-11-19 10:55 PM
i forgot how fun it was being led on to believe something was real only to find out that everyone was just drinking the delulu juice again




2022-11-19 2:27 PM
it's kind of funny & ironic that days where there was ZERO information there were multiple pages of conversation and now that there is ACTUAL information it's been stalling

on a saturday / sunday of all days too it's not even like work can be used as an excuse


2022-11-18 10:12 PM
when i have approx 3% european spanish and less than a percent of argentinian

no pedí nacer latine solo tuve suerte


2022-11-18 5:15 PM
the way the ldr9 thread is slowly creeping up to surpass the sky ferreira thread is most pleasing to me



not that it's that hard for a lana pre-release thread to do that but it is still incredibly satisfying


2022-11-18 2:32 PM
let me just say that 2022 has been probably one of the best years in music as of late

like the girls said they were not gonna sit around ANYMORE


2022-11-18 12:28 PM
the way i'm genuinely excited about twitter dying


2022-11-17 10:22 PM
the way i'm actually making friends on lanaboards

the laguerreestfication of lanaboards x


2022-11-17 5:01 PM
resisting the urge to download the sims 2


2022-11-17 4:04 PM
the way i'm starting to lose track of all the threads going on right now


2022-11-17 12:50 PM
i love using lanaboards status updates as twitter




2022-11-17 9:07 AM
me forcing myself awake out of sheer will because there’s a limited edition vinyl i want that comes out in a couple hours
the lengths i will go to for cds - employers should be thinking about taking advantage of this


2022-11-16 11:38 PM
lanaboards suddenly getting very active


2022-11-16 9:24 PM
just made my second lipster awards graphic
the girls will be getting a full on marketing campaign this year


2022-11-16 2:01 AM
me literally waiting 4 hours to post a gif and oops you lost
i am now accepting job applications


2022-11-15 10:10 PM
i literally spent an hour trying to shave and idk why but it stresses me out so much because it takes so long
didn't even finish i just gave up because it was so nerve wracking

lol anyway /rant


2022-11-15 2:09 PM
feeling positive i am feeling positive who is feeling positive? it's snowing, my skin is glowing, great music has been coming out, positive positive times. so positive


2022-11-15 1:42 PM
the sky ferreira thread got unlocked we LOST


2022-11-15 11:17 AM
it's officially snowing outside ~


2022-11-14 9:37 PM
it's been roughly a year since my unofficial LB debut
time flies

for reasons why i'm saying unofficial LB debut is that i created my account in july 2016 to download lana fan art & lurk the charli xcx thread and i made my intro post in march/april 2020 because of quarantine and i had literally nothing better to do so


2022-11-14 6:10 AM
me getting 6 ish hours of sleep and then waking up and not being able to fall back asleep


2022-11-13 9:13 PM
"what's the next song"
"the one about me"
"oh yeah i like this one"




2022-11-13 5:07 AM
me noticing that i've uploaded duplicate smileys to the smileys page
guess i should fix that


2022-11-13 3:30 AM
lana when she's about to update her website for a new era:


the narrative that the fake insiders on lanaboards give after tuesday:


track 15 on lust for life:


babies before eating silica gel packets:



2022-11-12 10:36 PM
i don't know why i feel like sharing my messy opinions tonight but here we are
i'm gonna log off lanaboards now i think i've been on the internet too long today


2022-11-12 8:48 PM
petition for the sky ferreira LB thread to stay closed

it's been so peaceful and we need this energy for lana del rey's next album thanks x


2022-11-11 10:23 PM
me spending 2 hours making an album cover that 3 people will like
i still slayed it though


2022-11-11 2:12 AM
miss lily allen FKA miss lily rose cooper FKA miss lillian rosalía allen where is the ALBERM where is it? send a link to your record label miss we’re waiting


2022-11-11 1:58 AM
omg abba


2022-11-11 1:47 AM
this might be my favorite smiley i've ever made
can literally be used for every emotion

examples:
just got married
my grandma just died
just ran over a dog
got a promotion
defund the police


2022-11-10 5:16 PM
the way i completely forgot i was the first person to reply to the ldr9 -pre-pre-release thread when it was first made


2022-11-09 3:33 PM
developing a minor coke zero addiction


2022-11-09 12:56 PM
woke up to see that my state ended up coming out red... welp back to hell i guess!




2022-11-09 5:13 AM
the way my state's senate result still isn't confirmed it's stressing me out tee bee aitch


2022-11-09 2:45 PM
me making my lipster awards graphics a month early


2022-11-08 11:59 PM
the gap is closing again
manifesting a win lemme remain positive i am staying positive this is me being positive


2022-11-08 11:32 PM
the senate is looking a little less close and the rep is leading
preparing my reaction video as we speak


2022-11-08 11:24 PM
nbc says that i get a republican for my district

i'm not that surprised considering that most of the people in the place i live right now are shitty people but still it's a bit of a loss


2022-11-08 8:59 PM
just looked at the election stats for my state and dems are leading by a very thin margin so i'm trying to stay positive


2022-11-08 7:37 PM
i hate having to shampoo twice it gets a bit tedious sometimes


2022-11-08 7:13 PM



2022-11-07 10:09 PM
me writing a really long post on an artist's thread basically redoing a few album eras and explaining the timeline, tracklists, covers, etc

and then i deleted it

jk i didn't it's in a private blog post

but will it ever see the light of day?


2022-11-07 1:11 AM
the next smileys / emotes update is going to be massive i have like 140 gifs in the waiting area right now



2022-11-06 4:59 PM
just went through some old posts and threads i've made and i'm literally so embarrased i know it was just a few months ago but still

so obnoxious idk how y'all tolerated me then


2022-11-06 1:35 AM
sHaWtY got them a p p l e bottom 𝓳𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼
boots with the 𝓯𝓾𝓻
g ot the whole clurb looking at 𝓱 𝓮 𝓻
she hit the-

𝕵𝕰𝕾𝕾𝕴𝕮𝕬
𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕾𝕷𝕰𝕰𝕻 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕲𝕺𝕯𝕯𝕬𝕸𝕹 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣

ʷᵘᵗ

𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕾𝕷𝕰𝕰𝕻 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕿𝕰𝕬𝕮𝕳𝕰𝕽

ꪑ᥅. ᭙꠸ꪶᦓꪮꪀ
𝕸𝕽. 𝖂𝕴𝕷𝕾𝕺𝕹

no i 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽
𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕯𝕴𝕯

ʙ̸̢̨̨̢͙͙̟̤̪̭͙̗̪̳̣̈́͂̐͛̑̅͂́̑̉́̏͐̒̈́̈́͂̐̓̈́̋̓̓́̒̏͆̇͘̕͝ͅɪ̷̧̡̢̧͓̦͔̦̖̯̯̦̤̜̬͔͕̠̩͉̭̰̠͍̤͙͖̯̫̖̯̳̔̍͑͂̅̈́͆́̈́̋̄͒́̓̐̈́̽̎̄̑̍̈́̔́͜͝ͅʀ̶̧̡̦̯̜̙̯̠̼̦̲̖͋́̆́̈́̍̽͜ͅͅᴅ̷̜̽ ̴̧͍̰̪͔̬͕̠̘̪̲̠̳̍̔̿͐̏́̒̒̒͘͜͝͝͠ᴀ̴̡͈̲̪͔͎̳̮̞̩̳̲͇͖̗̋̈́̑̈̇͛͒̊́̿́́͌̇̈́͒̕͘ɴ̴̧̰̪͕͎̞͎̟͎̯̩͉͉̳͈̟̭͔͚͚͉̆̉̀̅̿͜ᴅ̶̡̡̡̨̧̜̜̮͖͕͈̩͍̱̩̱̙̟͆͋͊͐̇̊̑̀͋̐̄̊̾̆̑͋̉̍͋̀̒̈́̀͂͂̐̽͑̀̕͜͜͝͠ ̸̢̧͉̝̤͖̗̰̥̭̘͍͉̟͍̦̭͔̣͋̔̐͂̅́́̒̆́̋̈́̽̅̄̕͘͘̚ͅꜱ̵̨͕̪̙͓͓̹͆͒̿͋̽͌̽̆͌͂̈̿̃̀̀͋̍̒͋́̌̀͊̈́̅̌̀̕̕͝͝͝͝͝ᴄ̷̡̢͙̼̣̜͍͔̱͓̥̻̟̯͎̝̣̰̺̞̤̀̈́̆͌͒̄̾͗̾̄̉̈́̚͘͠ʀ̸̛̛̥͎̜̙̩͚̹̮̳͙̪̆̀͆̑̅̄́̃̒̅̔̒̽̋͗͆͗̾̌̒̑̑̓͛͗̓̅̉͗͠ͅᴇ̶͙͍̻̻͕̟͚̮̍̽̾̔͂̂́̈́̓̆̉̽̉͌̊̚͠͝͝ᴀ̷̨̛̛̙͚̖̮̻̗͕͓̮̤͚͖̜̬̥̺̱͙͎̪̙̭̃̈̆̃͂͝͠ᴍ̶̧̢̧̞̞̙̻̳̳̱̲̙̳͚̼̙̠̲̬̳̤͉̹̠̟̥̫̘̯̜͚̩̓̈́̿̀̀͂̀̆̕͘ͅͅɪ̴̝̫̠͖̦̠̄̇́̑̆͛̊̇̉̐̓̆̾̏͊̄͒̒̑̈̐̇̆̽̅̇̏͒̿͛͗̕͠͝͝ɴ̵̢͖̺͇͓̮̱̫̥̬͇̘̫̗̭̮͈͇͔̦̩͉͈̿̅͑̐̒͝͝ͅɢ̷̧̨̨̢̤̱̫̳͈͉͚̗̻̮̜̝̭̙̞̤͈͔̙̘̼͕̳̱͓͖͔̺̝̋͒̆̓͋̀́̔̊͗̐̂͘͜͜ ̶̧̧̡͍̦̦̤̝̗͚͇͇̥̳̼͕̝̖̳̬̭̳̋́̌̒̿̈́͑̕ꜱ̵̛̞͖͈̺̩̬͒̈̓͛̿̽͑̅̎̓̃̄͘ᴏ̷̧̧̺̗̰̝̙͈͇̖̥̞͍͚͚̰̲̪̞̺͔͆̔̓͑̒ͅᴜ̶̨̨̤̮̗͎̹͎͎̻͚̬͕͓̱̱̻͍̹̙̠̹͖͔͋̾̊͗̓̔͑͋̀̾́͆̚͜͠͝͠ɴ̶̢̢͚͔̹̱͔͕̯̟̟͐͗̏͒̂̃̀̃̑̌̄͊̅̌̎͊̑̆̂̒́̓̑͒̓̌́̎͛͘̕̚͠͝ᴅ̵̧̠̘̜̬̳͍̣̞͉̪̹͓̍͋͊̒̈́͐͒̂̀̊͛͒́̿̚ꜱ̶̨̡̢̢̢̨̢̼͓̳̭͙͕̻̘͚͓̙̻͎̘͈͓͓̪̭̞̈ͅ

𝖞𝖊𝖜 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖑𝖚𝖙
i was failing 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝔂

𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖

ʷᵘᵗ

𝖄𝕺𝖀'𝕽𝕰 𝕺𝖀𝕿 𝕺𝕱 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕳𝕺𝖀𝕾𝕰
𝕻𝕬𝕮𝕶 𝕬𝕷𝕷 𝖄𝕺𝖀𝕽 𝕾𝕳𝕴𝕿
𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐
𝕻𝕬𝕮𝕶 𝕬𝕷𝕷 𝖄𝕺𝖀𝕽 𝕾𝕳𝕴𝕿
𝖄𝕺𝖀'𝕽𝕰 𝕺𝖀𝕿

𝕺𝖀𝕿
𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕞

aheh

ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃⁿᵏ ʳᵒˡˡ ⁱᵐᵃ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳ ⁿᵒ ᶜˡᵒᵗʰᵉˢ ⁱᵐ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷᵒᵐᵉⁿ ᵉˣᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ˢʰᵉ ᵗʰʳᵉʷ ⁱᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ⁻


2022-11-05 8:54 PM
i'm having way too much fun with this
prompt: "a photogrpah of charli xcx in a green dress and visor in front of a statue of an avocado"



2022-11-05 7:40 PM



2022-11-03 10:29 PM
ladies and gentlemen, ribs


2022-11-03 12:26 AM
my sleep cycle is so awful it's 12:26 AM and i'm literally about to make dinner

2022-11-02 5:20 PM
this berry smoothie i made slaps damn


2022-11-01 12:00 AM



2022-10-31 1:29 PM



2022-10-30 8:07 PM
i'm kinda late saying this but congratulations my brazilian besties for breaking free of the curse. keep slaying x


2022-10-29 6:52 PM





2022-10-26 2:50 PM
even with depression, anxiety, adhd, and autism; climate change; minor gender confusion; job insecurity; discrimination for said autism, minor gender confusion & being gay... i still love being alive and i cherish every person in my life even if everything around me is not looking excellent
it gets better


2022-10-26 12:56 AM
1 + 9 + 8 is 18 and 1 + 8 is 9 so crazy for you will be dropping september 18

BUT maybe we're not looking at the right calendar

in the islamic calendar the ninth month is ramadan which next year takes place between march 23 and april 20 and the 18th day of ramadan is april 9 so that would be 4/9

to complete the abrahamic calendars we must also look at the hebrew calendar. the ninth month of the hebrew calendar is kislev which takes place between nov 25 and december 24 this year. the 18th day of kislev is december 12 so that would be 12/12.

basically september 18, april 9, december 12.

9 + 18 + 4 + 9 + 12 + 12 is 64.

6 + 4 is 10 and the amount of numbers we've added up in total is 12 so in 22 days on november 17, crazy for you will leak.

i've solved the case


2022-10-24 3:12 PM
the way i called the bank for my account & routing numbers and was put on hold for 30 minutes... only to find out that it was online the whole time


2022-10-24 12:43 AM
i just read the queen elizabeth lanaboards thread... whew i'm sorry but it's going down as one of the most iconic threads on that site the absolute mess


2022-10-23 12:04 AM
seeing people actually using the emotes i made during an adhd hyper spike is very iconic... the power i hold here


2022-10-21 2:15 AM
taylor swift really said that i would be staying up all night listening to her new album


2022-09-09 11:54 PM
just wanted to say that hold the girl by rina sawayama is the AOTY and if anyone disagrees then maybe it's just too ahead of its time for you


2022-09-09 7:44 PM
This is the start of this little microblog I'm gonna do.